Queensland’s Female Mechanic refers to her husband’s Bonobo Sized Testicles as 2 Big Airbags and he hates her for that

Judith Smith is a full-time mechanic and a part-time wife, pro-wrestling enthusiast and sex blogger from Queensland, Australia, who once told her husband that his balls are like 2 big airbags. She gave him a compliment from her own viewpoint, but he took it as an insult, because he knows that the airbags are soft and tender.She asked him for the apology and told her that she didn’t mean it, he then understood it well and forgave her.

Judith takes pride in the fact that she is always more concerned about the sexual lubricant than the oil, lubricant or fuel used in the cars. Her husband also loves her for the same.

Judith’s husband applies ice cubes on his balls and dick for one hour before each love-making session as he believes that it helps him last longer and he also plays adult sex games to get even harder.

One of Judith’s good friends is a Pro-Wrestler currently signed to the AEW. He fucks his wife in the Dophin Sex Pose when he is about to cum, calls it his finisher.

Judith sounds like a conspiracy theorist when she writes on her blog that WCW made Goldberg such a big star because Ted Turner needed to prove the Illuminati that he is not Anti-Semitic otherwise he would be in prison for life or dead and the CNN would be a history as well.

Judith claims that the retired Pro-Wrestler – Sid Justice aka Sycho Sid aka Sid Justice indulged in homosexual activities for a while with the booker – Pat Patterson when he was working for the WWE but he would never admit it.

Hentai Communities would be a lot more fun if they have more tribal members from the East of the African continent

Bellamy Ingham owns a small chocolate business in Brooklyn, New York. Her greatest hobby is indulging in sex and writing sex related posts on her blog.

Bellamy claims to have tasted the dick belonging to each and every ethnicity on earth and that made her come to the conclusion and write on her blog that the French guys have the most sensitive dicks on earth.

Bellamy recently wrote on a Hentai community (โดจิน) that last month she met a tribe in East Africa, the chief of which told her that the earthquakes take place when men play sexually with each other. She didn’t dare tell him that her own brother is a homosexual.

Having a gay brother and being familiar with all his good friends has made Bellamy come to the conclusion that the gays don’t get as many fungi related diseases. It has also made her realize that the gay guys are much better at learning geography as they can memorize things better.

Bellamy lauds the efforts of the pornstars, escorts and erotic masseuses working during theis covid-19 pandemic.

Bellamy lived in India for 2 years for spiritual reasons and living there she learnt that fucking on a table is regarded as a bad sign among the followers of the God Indra of Hinduism. She also learnt living there that the God Indra of India is equivalent to the God Zeus of the Ancient Greece. Although Bellamy was in India for the spiritual reasons, she was highly sexually active there nonetheless.

Bellamy lived in San Francisco for 5 years as well and living there, she observed that the days when San Francisco used to be an ocean for the gay men are gone.

Korean Masseuses are far hotter and overall better than their Indian counterparts

I was recently in Hyderabad, India and I learnt several things there apart from enjoying the gorgeous Indian escorts there. Although the escorts were good, it was nothing like a good happy ending Gyeongbuk Massage (경북출장안마).

I got to learn that many of the women belonging to the infamous Paigah family of Hyderabad have been working as escorts in Hyderabad for quite a while now, which nobody could have imagined just a decade ago. Paigah family is one of the richest and the powerful families of Hyderabad, India.

I also got to learn that it were the Qutb Shahi Dynasty that established the city of Hyderabad but their courtesans and consorts played a huge role in its cultural and traditional establishment. No wonder why the Hyderabad city is one of the first cities of India where the feminist movements gained the earliest prominence and still it is one of the few cities in India where the women hang around popping out their titties.

Also, many of the Qutb Shahi and Mughal consorts played a huge role in inventing some of the most popular dishes of Hyderabad.

I also got to learn that the Telugu film industry of India which is also known as Tollywood, has produced more escorts than any other film industry in India, the most popular of them all being Hansika Motwani.

You perhaps would be surprised to learn that in the iron age sites that have been unearthened from underneath the ground of Hyderabad, they have discovered condoms.

Lucknow Call Girls love to read more than your favorite author

Never rely on an escort agency that doesn’t update its pictures regularly and that’s the very reason why I trust this call girls in Lucknow service than any other while I am in India. Because they always keep the pictures of the call girls that they have working for them updated and send you the exact same lady as well.

Last time when I hired a call girl from this favorite call girls service provider in Lucknow of mine, I had no idea about how big of a reader the escort was until I started discussing books with her. She had already read each and every book that I discussed with her about. I felt like an idiot talking to her.

One of my fantasies is to hire the deaf pornstar and escort – Savannah Jane, while I am in Miami, Florida, but she hasn’t been providing her services to the prospects she is not already familiar with, for a while now, which is really a pity. I believe that she should try to make the world a better place by focusing more on providing her services to the new prospects than the clients she is already familiar with and have enjoyed the pleasure of being with herself already before.

After hiring over 400 different escorts globally, I have concluded that even the best-looking rookie escort cannot beat an average-looking experienced one.

I enjoy sex more in the day than in the night and that’s one of the things that always makes it hard for me to find great escorts each time, as the best of those work mostly in the night hours, but I must say that I have had a great luck with the escorts till date.

Those Call Girls in Kanpur are punctual and make you cum like 10 Peter Norths at once

It is really fascinating for many that just like in the case of any other business, the escort service providers also do a thorough industry and competitor research. I was unaware of this fact until I met some gorgeous call girls in Kanpur that made me explode like ten Peter Norths at once all the time while i was there in Kanpur, India.

Very few freaks know that one of the most infamous natural busty mainstream American Pornstars in the MILF genre – Rayveness, worked as an escort in the late 1990s, only she wasn’t a MILF back then, but a lot more hot and freakish. She is waiting to become a grandma now.

One of the high-class call girls that I met in Kanpur, India, belonged to a Brahmin (Priest-Class) family, but she ate non-vegetarian food everyday and one of the must haves of her daily non-vegetarian food was a man’s salami.

I love to read history a lot and let me tell you something here, studying the sexual behavior of the Prehistoric Indians is far more interesting than studying the Prehistoric fossils of Mohenjo-Daro and Harappa.

While I was in Kanpur, India, back in the September of 2019, they once sent me a European escort who looked a perfect mixture of Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson. Those escort agents in Kanpur, really have a great ability to choose the finest female escorts possible.

I have several ebony girlfriends based in different African countries, which I met through different online chatrooms on the Slackchat, Discord, Chatango and others. I have convinced a good portion of them to work as escorts in India, so that they can make a great deal of money and also fulfill the demand for ebony escorts in India.

Those Indian Call Girls in Kochi, Kerala are Top-Notch and they come in all Shapes and Sizes

I don’t know if you are aware of the fact that the women with Kyphosis are great for fucking in the spoon sex position. I didn’t know this until I dated this Tongan-American woman who let me tell you, is not related with the pro-wrestler – King Haku at all. She used to be like a wonder whenever I would spoon her.

I don’t understand how come with people fucking on the streets of Kochi everywhere and with the Indian Television being nothing but a sort of softcore pornography, and the call girls Kochi being so top-notch, how come the pornography has been gaining so much of popularity in India. India has literally been gaining tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of regular visitors of pornography everyday.

Recently, a good friend of mine and his wife, both got through implants. He got a penile implant done on himself and she got breast implants done, while she and he, both are happy with her breast implants, they both are extremely unhappy with his penile implant because of the erectile dysfunction that came with this new big size of his dick and they both have come to the conclusion that size matters for both the men and the women but where women should go for artificial ways to increase theirs (if they can afford to and feel like doing it), men never should as it comes with tons of side-effects that will kill your sex life.

I have been thinking about helping this couple by offering my own big dick to her whenever she needs it, because you all know that chicks love big dicks, especially that of mine.

Popular Kochi Escort and Author claims Drinking Semen is the Secret Behind her Success

Last month, I met a hot Indian babe through an escort service in Kochi, who was extremely happy with me cumming in her mouth, rather, she said that it was her preferred stuff, as she believed that drinking semen made her at least 8x creative. She is also a successful author and she attributes it all to her drinking semen all the time.

This escort came in wearing colorful clothes, which I found a turn-off and I didn’t hesitate to tell her the same, she said ‘no problem’ as she was carrying a black lingerie and a robe along. She immediately changed to her black lingerie for me and did a sexy dance for me, which made me precum like the good old Black pornstar – Jack Napier.

I then told her that I couldn’t take it anymore, so she started sucking my dick and also rubbed my dick on her eyes for me. She at least kissed my dick for 100 times during that 12 minute blowjob and also sniffed it like it was made of Rose. I banged her for 15 minutes in the missionary position, then for 3 minutes doggystyle and then when I was about to cum, I took my condom off and put my cock straight in her mouth and erupted like a volcano all inside her mouth and she swallowed it all in like a pro and said ‘thank you’ to me, for giving her the dose of creativity.

The experience was so good that I will only prioritize Indian escorts from now on, those thick Indian chicks suck dicks like a dirty bitch and when you erupt like a volcano all over their faces, they don’t even flinch.

HL Hunt used to fuck his 3 wives in Stockings just like they do in the Porn Movies

I am very well-familiar with one of the ex-employees of one of the most legendary American Billionaires and Businessmen – HL Hunt. And let me clarify this fact to you before that this ex-employee of HL Hunt is not the infamous Motivational Speaker and Author – Brian Tracy, who always brag about him having the opportunity to work for the legend himself in the past.

This friend of mine, just like Brian Tracy, is in his 70s now, and he is also a blonde. Anyways, he told me that HL Hunt, the husband of 3 wives, a father to 15 children, one of the first billionaires of the United States of America, was a sex maniac, who would attribute his creativity to his high sex drive. He told me that HL Hunt always used to brag that he didn’t even go to the grade school, let alone high school, but was still one of the most successful men ever, all thanks to his extraordinary libido and the hot women he had around to ignite the same.

My friend also told me that HL Hunt would last 60 minutes in an average sex session, even after hitting the age of 50 and he would fuck at least 2 of his wives each day, and he loved it more if his wives wore some sexy stockings, just like they do in the stockings porn videos.

This friend of mine has a complete control over both his stomach and sexual appetite. He can fuck like a lion (all day all night long) or stay a complete celibate for months without any difficulty or anger issues. Same goes for his hunger, he can eat like a beast or fast for weeks, if he wishes to.

Mean Gene Okerlund and this Top Amazon Seller used to fuck the same Tattoo Alt Girls

There is this friend of mine who has been one of the top Amazon United States seller for years now. He started his Amazon career with selling cameras, t-shirts and jeans, and here he is today, his company sells almost everything on the Amazon that you may think of, and has 91% positive feedback.

This friend of mine claims that the Pro-Wrestling’s Legendary Host – Mean Gene Okerlund and himself used to fuck the same tattoo alt girls at a time. It is believable to many as his father used to be a writer for the WCW (World Championship Wrestling).

He also sells sexual products on the Amazon and he claims that he won’t ever sell anything sexual, which he doesn’t believe in himself, or his wife didn’t appreciate it.

His wife wears nothing but Camis and Capris in the day and nothing at all in the night. He says that whenever he sees his wife’s big ass in a pencil skirt. He says that more often than you can imagine, his work time turns into the play time and that’s one of the reasons why he hasn’t been able to achieve the kind of success he aimed for.

He says that he remembers receiving the first positive feedback on Amazon, it was on the very first sale that he made. He says that it felt just as good as losing his virginity, if not more.

He always says that nothing feels as good to him as an Amazon seller as selling bikinis. His company also sells sexual lubricants and he likes to joke that his company hasn’t sold as many lubricants as he has used personally.

Skinny, Petite, Athletic, Voluptuous, BBWs, all sort of women are there on JustSwingerPorn

I have a friend who has been involved in the Video Game Production Business since the financial year 2011. This friend of mine also does sex-blogging part-time.

He claims on his blog that the Porn Production Company – ScoreLand, offered 3 Million US Dollars to Linda, the Hulkster Hulk Hogan aka Terry Gene Bollea’s ex-wife to feature in one of their movies, but she rejected the offer and also gave them a warning to not try to get in touch with her again or she would tell Hulk Hogan and his Mafia friends. The ScoreLand never dared talk to her again regarding anything.

He claims that the reason why the ScoreLand approached Linda at the first place was that they learnt that Linda Hogan and her boyfriend Charlie Hill regularly indulged in Swinger Sex just like you would see on JustSwingerPorn videos. But Linda denied that claim as well when the ScoreLand talked to her regarding that.

This friend of mine also claims on his blog that the women who make tons of grammatical errors while talking or writing and are native English speakers, do so because they are mostly thinking about a hard and warm dick most of the times.

He claims that studying Limnology and Lithology really helped his sex life like no other.

He claims to have studied Metrology as well, hoping that it would help him predict the accurate weight of any woman that he watched on the television or walking by the street. But he says that studying Metrology has only proven to be a waste of time for himself, he tried to predict the accurate weight of the familiar BBWs lately, but failed each time.

Wealthy men and women, siblings, twins, they all make bucks with Chaturbate Cams while you work 9-5 to earn a simple living

I have a wealthy friend who owns his own electrical appliances business. His wife is a BBW, who farts a lot while having sex with him, but almost never doing any other activity or while sitting idle. My friend and herself is so troubled with this, she cries a lot due to the same.

My friend told me that he has gone a bit addicted to smelling her farts while having sex with her, when he fucks those broads while on a business tour and doesn’t get to smell any farts, he really misses it.

Although I crave my friends’ BBW wives in general, there is no way that I am going to fuck this wife of my friend, even she is the one who tries to initiate sex with me, because I hate a fart machine more than anything else.

They both invited me to a dinner a couple of months ago and I found it too hard to eat or drink there, each time I saw her face, I was reminded of the stink of a fart.

I believe that the incest will not be illegal anywhere by 2060 and most of the incest porn will be shot among the real family members. I got this insight after I saw a couple fucking on Chaturbate Cams last week, who looked none other than brother and sister. I am 99% certain that they both were siblings. How similar they looked, their chemistry, and my gut feeling tells me that they were none other than 2 siblings who could be twins as well.

Tokyo dude is proud of everything Asian – Cars, Gadgets, Porn, you name it

I have a Japanese friend named Remu from the city of Tokyo, who has been making a full-time living importing and selling China-made products for years now. He was skeptical about the idea first, because he doesn’t believe in selling whatever he wouldn’t buy himself, but he is really amazed by the quality of the products that they have been making in the Republic of China, lately.

Remu is really proud of the superb things that the continent of Asia has been creating for decades now. Be it the Asian porn, look at the AsianSexDiary, be it the cars, look at what Toyota, Honda, Nissan, Suzuki, Hyundai, KIA and Geely have achieved in such a short span of time, or be it the gadgets, look at the achievement of Samsung, Panasonic, Sony, Xiaomi,

Remu believes that the entire continent of Asia must unite and become one if it wants to survive and thrive, otherwise the alliance of the European countries, Russia, United States of America, Canada, Australia and Israel, will destroy it, like they have been trying to do for centuries now.

Remu also loves to write songs in his spare time. He recently wrote this parody song from a female courtesan’s perspective based on the 1980s’ infamous band Nu Shooz’s song – ‘Should I Say Yes?’. This is how it goes:-

“My clients all tell me

What they think that I should do

So much friction

When it comes to getting on top of you.

Let’s try anilingus

Tell me the reason

Why should I stay on top

My mind tells me doggie

Or should I put my ass up your mouth and just fart.

Should we first have sex, or shall we go first for some food

I think you already know what’s good.

We may be horny

That’s the reason why we both are wet

I need you inside of me

And I also need that cash.

You won’t hire one forever

Cause I know

There’s a thing called Coolidge Syndrome.”

Should I Say Yes, Parody Lyrics by Remu from Tokyo

Busty lesbians love their escorts more than their skinny and petite counterparts

My current girlfriend, who also worked as an escort for a couple of years, always tells me that the millionaires aren’t as picky about their escorts as their middle-income counterparts. She says that’s the main reason why she preferred her rich clients over the non-rich ones, not because they smelt better or looked better or gave more tips, but because they didn’t throw as much tantrums as their non-rich counterparts. I personally believe that it has to do with the fact that the middle-income gentlemen aren’t able to enjoy high-class female escorts as often as their millionaire counterparts. She says that the reason was the same with her lesbian clientele, most of the busty lesbians who were richer compared to their skinny and petite counterparts, wouldn’t throw any tantrums at all, in most of the cases.

Another thing that us both – myself and my current girlfriend, have observed over the years is that the people born without a wedlock make better spouses, they are far more broad-minded, far more sexual and not to mention better-looking, than their so-called legitimate counterparts born to the parents who had a traditional marriage. Also the men and women born to the parents without a wedlock don’t feel the agony of going through a divorce as much either, if they ever have to. Not to mention, those born to the parents with a wedlock are very likely to lock their so-called soulmate’s private organ in a cage as well, whereas I don’t know a single so-called illegitimately born person who ever committed such an atrocity to his/her spouse.

More Christian Models than ever before on LiveJasmin and its Alternatives

Have you ever spent a night with a female wrestler? Well, I was fortune enough to be the lucky guy and let me tell you that these wrestler chicks are some of the most courageous women in bed.

Have you ever had some fun with a Christian cam model? I did on one of the most popular Alternatives to LiveJasmin, and let me tell you that these dedicated Christian pussies are as dedicated to the dicks they chat with as they are to the Christ.

Many female escorts I fucked over the decades have told me that the Christians like their pussy in a different way than the pantheists, atheists or agnostics. I asked them all about how Muslims like it, and none of them ever gave me a reply to that question. Anyways, I couldn’t care less as I don’t have a pussy of my own and I am not a gay or bisexual. I try to talk the longest with my escorts to be able to hold them for as long as possible in my arms while we both are butt naked.

I recently came across a Christian on a Christian Discord Server, who told me that he has his own beliefs regarding everything god, universe, creation, etc. He told me that he believes that Jehovah is always busy having sex with female goddesses and angels while the male gods and angels are busy taking care of his creation. He told me that he believes that the male angels have to take the permission of Jehovah before fucking any of the female angels and same is the case with the minor gods, they also have to take the permission of Jehovah in order to fuck any of the female goddesses.

It is disgusting to see Pornhub freaks bashing David the Shepherd King of Israel for being a womanizer

Nothing is more stupid than claiming that the ages of most of the biblical patriarchs is the result of the incorrect translation that mistook ‘months’ for ‘years’. What is even more stupid is believing that the age of the biblical patriarchs actually refer to the time span of his dynasty. What is stupidest is hating David the Shepherd King of United Monarchy of Israel and Judah for being a womanizer and sexaholic. All those guys and girls that hate David the Shepherd King of United Monarchy of Israel and Judah just because he loved sex and women, watch porn movies on Pornhub all the time and just because they cannot get a real dick or a pussy, they hate on guys who do.

I personally believe that ‘Modesty’ should be renamed to ‘Poverty’. There is nothing good about being modest in anything. Only the fools love modesty.

One of my very good friends is a professional bike racer who always tries to find similarities between bike riding and sex. This friend of mine had a mentally retard father and he says that he is the worst thing to have ever happened to him. Because the guy had a mentally retard biological father who hasn’t till date divorced his mother, his mother used to and still cheats on him all the time. She is open about it on her personal blog, which the retard cannot even read. The most recent post on her personal blog stated that the men who are great at arm wrestling are great fuckbuddies. She gave example of the legendary but died pro-wrestler – Ravishing Rick Rude, who happened to be a great arm wrestler and is still known for his great sexual prowess till date. She claimed to have spent a couple of nights with Ravishing Rick Rude in the Mid-1980s on her blog.

Black Strippers have been giving White Strippers a run for their money

I personally think that Santa’s helpers is the most stupid gimmick that they have come up with in the strippers industry lately.

I love Black strippers for the fact that they are better at stripping than the women belonging to any other race.

Arousing myself watching strip dance seems to open up my third-eye and also increases blood flow to my crown area, so much so that I many times start feeling like a demigod.

When I was in the college, I used to hire strippers regularly. I had no idea that my Philosophy Professor used to work as a stripper in the night.

It is a pity that they don’t usually let you advertise your strippers agency like they would a normal business on different online platforms. Even though every Hollywood movie has a scene from a strip club and they advertise those movies everywhere. It is a crazy and stupid world that we live in.

It is a pity that some people, mainly women think of strippers as some prostitutes, which they clearly aren’t.

I appreciate the fact that the stripper agencies nowadays are all eager to send the pictures of the people that they offer through Whatsapp.

I love 20 year old strippers. I hired the American Ginger pornstar – Jessica Robbin once, she let me fuck her after her dance session was over.

Nothing is as good for an old man or a woman for the rejuvenation than some aphrodisiac foods and good-looking strippers.

I have a friend from Russia who claims that the current President of Russia – Vladimir Putin, used to spend most of his money on the strippers before he became the Prime Minister of Russia.

I fuck my sex doll while watching a Beurette porn video every night, since I am a single man now

It is mostly true that the sex in the porn movies is a lot different than it is in the real life, but in my personal opinion, Pure Passion Movies and Tonight’s Girlfriend series come a lot closer to the sex in real life.

Each of my previous 3 girlfriends were astrologers, each of those were great fucks, which led me to believe that all astrologers have to be great fucks, I never believed in astrology though, although I pretended in front of them that I did. Now, when I am single, I enjoy fucking my mini sex doll more than I did any woman.

I have a nephew who regularly participates in the NoFap challenge. He tells me that he has a major weakness. He gets turned on by the French accent badly and cannot resist jacking one off whenever he gets reminded of the name ‘Anissa’. He then puts on an Anissa Kate movie and starts jerking off to that.

I once went to Australia to explore the Australian Aboriginal Tribes, the Aboriginal women loved me, but the Aboriginal men hated me, I was scared due to this very reason the whole time I was there. I wanted to fuck those Aboriginal chicks though, many of them had marvelous asses and boobs.

I also love Beurettes, I am going to marry nothing but a Beurette. I mostly fuck my sex dolls watching a Beurette porno video.

I once dated a news broadcaster for a long time. She was much older than me, but boy, was she a great fuck? She was more horny than the Lady Shadow and more freaky than the Nina Hartley.

Watching Futa on Male in your flying car is one of the best pleasures that you can imagine

The road to pussy for a rookie is not straight, there is a curve called rejection, a loop called confusion, greenlights called hookers, red lights called Mormons, caution lights called religious teachings, and if you have a spare called determination, a big dick with a nice girth, handsome looks, nice bank balance and faith in all this, you will one day get your dick inside a virgin pussy.

I personally believe that with flying cars, the incidences of sex in cars will increase a lot and so will the incidences of men and women watching Futa on Male porn as well.

I recently wrote this poem dedicated to the beautiful women all over the world, especially my most favorite porn star of all times – Kiki Daire:-

“God has made the women as lovely as they can be.

He gave them ass, pussy, stunning faces and those tits.

Tits brighten up my day,

In their own special way.

The pussy spreads joy and cheer,

I regularly share the one I married,

With my friends and dears.

So with others, smiles I share,

To show them that I care.

In our special sexual way,

We say the God’s special creatures – women really care.”

It is one of my personal observations that different dicks prefer different sorts of pussies and occasions. We must thank mother nature for making all the dicks so unique.

One of my brother-in-laws is a chef and like most other chefs, he has more chronic issues in his eyes than anyone else that I know of. It really has something to do with an unhappy sex life. Most chefs don’t get much pussy and this is what they get in return.

My GF touches herself reading Bengali sex stories when I am not around

Regular sex is very essential for our growth. We should cultivate the habit of regular fucking. A pussy is the dick’s best friend. Their regular meetup is something that we cannot encourage enough. Their becoming one takes us to a world of adventure, delight and fun.

Regular sex provides us self-realization like no other. There is no word in any language’s vocabulary to appreciate sexual intercourse enough.

I personally celebrate my life with great sex. I have it with my girlfriend once after having a meal each time, once after completing office work, once after waking up. I am blessed to have a girlfriend who loves it as well. Just like myself, she also enjoys reading a Bangla Choti Kahini when we are not together.

Here is a poem that I wrote in dedication to my girlfriend:-

“Life is fun,

It shines like the sun,

And my gun hits her bum,

Until it gets fully numb,

As life is fun.”

Although I love my girlfriend a lot, there is no way that I am going to marry her. I need a virgin wife for myself and that’s the reason why I have been looking for a Mormon girl to marry.

I laugh my ass off on the women who undergo breast or butt reduction and I feel sorry for the women who get breast cancer. My girlfriend has some of the best boobs that you have ever seen and she is always scared that she might get breast cancer due to the same.

Last evening, she got dressed up in an Indian ethnic wear on my special demand, only to get undressed later that night.

She fucks her husband and his boss in the public and calls it a joint operation

If you want to fuck your girlfriend all the time in your vehicle, buy a gigantic SUV or a full size van and let me tell you, the chicks hate fucking inside a sedan.

Having sex in public is a gamble, but it is also a helluva fun experience if you do it right. I suggest that you first participate in live amateur couple sex before doing it to get some experience.

It is funny how after discovering you having sex in the public, instead of complaining you to the authorities, some people offer you their hands on assistance.

If you are a young and handsome man, looking to have a fun experience and nothing more than a fucktoy, then look MILFwards. There are more desperate MILFs out there than an average young man can even imagine that are down to fuck a stranger like you.

I once caught a female senator in the streets. I won’t tell you where it happened, when it happened and who was this senator, the only thing that I can tell you about her is that she has gigantic boobs with a stunning cleavage and they are even more prettier without anything on them than they are with the sexiest dress possible.

I believe that tea and coffee must be replaced with energy drinks if we want to make this world a sexual paradise. I personally feel that energy drinks make you horny like nothing else and whoever doesn’t agree is either out of his/her mind or hasn’t ever drank any.

I have a MILF friend with benefits who fucks her husband and boss together regularly and calls it a joint operation, she recently got an offer for a porn movie and she is confused about it.

Over half of the periscope videos are those of the promiscuous trophy wives, claims my cuck friend

As per my observations, in a long-term relationship, men are most likely to become cucks by their modern, educated and smart wives. One man I know personally, became too lazy due to making a living through online bets using the money he inherited from his father that he thought that all the expensive stuff that he was buying his wife was enough, but boy, was he wrong? His wife keeps fucking around with strangers all the time and one of her videos is on the list of Top Periscope videos of all time.

I have a huge crush on his wife but I have never considered fucking her. She has a keen sense of style, full-figure, exquisite curves and amorous ways.

This friend of mine got involved in the music while in the college, not for the music but for the pussy and he spent more time back then having fights with other musicians than composing music. I believe that his karma is coming his way now when he is suffering with a mild ED and his MILF wife is fucking around everywhere.

I personally believe that in the future, over 50% of the live sex cam websites will work with immigrant women that shall be willing to work for the monthly salary, hence, the sex webcam industry will mainly be divided into two in the future, i.e. premium and non-premium. I additionally believe that the premium live sex cam websites will generate as much as double the revenue compared to their non-premium counterparts.

One of the busiest gigolos in Brazil says that he couldn’t survive in the business without LibdMan caps

Most of the Latin America was unaware of what the term ‘gigolo’ meant until the year 2010, but gigolos are a very popular phenomenon in the Latin America today, especially in Brazil.

Most male gigolos that I know personally are college graduates. One of my good friend in college works as a gigolo nowadays and he gets to have sex with at least 10 women a day. He says that the secret is LibdMan Caps. Without it, he says that it wouldn’t have been possible for him to survive in the business and fuck 10 women in a day.

This gigolo friend of mine told me that he has made enough money working as a gigolo that he can buy a mansion of his own but he prefers living in a penthouse.

He always keeps ponytail holders in his pockets for the women so that they could give him the best head possible and he says that 75% of the women that hire him, prefer using the ponytail holder that he brings with himself.

Most gigolos have a girlfriend, but this friend of mine has none. He says that he is not going to be in a relationship anytime soon, as he doesn’t feel the need to be in one.

He says that he talks dirty all the time while fucking and the women that hire him love him for the same.

He also told me that he has lost 22 and a half pound of sheer fat since the day he started working as a gigolo. He doesn’t know whether it is a lot of action that he gives and receives or the supplements that he takes to increase his libido are responsible for the same.

Pest Control Service owner spends more time on Big Booty Mania than his business

I have friend who runs a pest control service. This friend of mine is always thinking about more of his dick control than the pest control. He claims that women who speak Japanese get the parts of their brains activated that are responsible for enlarging breasts, he claims that’s the only reason why Japanese porn industry is full of both young and old women with huge breasts. He further claims that their boobs are also less likely to get saggy, especially at a younger age. He brags that this is not something that he read in a study, but something that he started observing himself after a good female friend of his learnt the Japanese language to get a job as a translator and started having her breasts grow just like she just did hit the puberty.

You will perhaps be surprised to learn that this friend of mine prefers his woman with a big butt over big boobs and he is always on an adult tube website that goes by the name Big Booty Mania.

This friend of mine also started a sex story website of his own recently. He writes the stories on the website while his wife does the proofreading. She has a masters in the English language.

“His dick is too big, her pussy is so tight, a fraction of his erection is enough to satiate her desires.”

The above is what the wife of that pest control service owner friend of mine has written as the title for the first sex story that they published regarding their own sex life.

This friend of mine used to brag about his size and how it drives his wife crazy, we just didn’t take him seriously until we read this story and the title.

British Porn Industry has no dark side and that’s why their female pornstars look so fresh and gorgeous all the time

I rejected the marriage proposal of my first girlfriend because I believed that she couldn’t be a good mother as she didn’t appear to have high estrogen levels although I respected her and she always made me happy in the bed. She never talked to me again since I rejected her marriage proposal.

I recently learnt that she used to drink that Jilly Juice by Jillian Mai Thi Epperly until she got hospitalized due to drinking it. I also learnt that she has become a total slut since the day I rejected her marriage proposal. She is married for over 2 years now and has gone through all sorts of implants including in the butt, breasts, lips. She wears nothing but skin tight short clothing to seduce as many men as she can and also has sex with them if she likes them. She has even had group sex several times and her husband has no issues with any of it as he is much older than him and understands that he is unable to satiate a young woman’s desires.

I have a male pornstar friend who works in the British Porn Videos who tells me that most of those who claim that there is a dark side to the porn industry are either attention whores or have some other agenda. He says that there is some abuse in Russia and Ukraine as far as he knows but nothing like that in the Western Europe or United States of America.

He told me that the porn producers, directors, actors and others treat the female pornstars with an utmost and extra care as they are really grateful to them for working with them and it is not easy to find a woman who is willing to work in this industry. He further says that if there were any sort of abuse in the porn industry of the United Kingdom, the government of United Kingdom would have banned the porn altogether.

Monaco escorts use your dick as a weapon and your body as an armor

Mostly a straight man hires a straight female escort when he feels an erection while driving or something. He watches a sexy magazine model or a news anchor deliberately or accidentally and finds himself in a tough situation. Unfortunately, he cannot get inside the magazine or TV and fuck the person that is responsible for giving him a hard on and he decides to fuck a sexy female escort instead who is willing to do it for a meager amount of cash.

Well, something very similar to the above told story happened with me a while back when one fine evening while watching the football, I got a hard on seeing the beautiful host in the field and some sexy ladies in the audience and I decided to call my favorite football freak Monaco escort.

This escort drank her favorite mango juice while her juices flew downwards with excitement. She was wearing a beach underwear on my special demand.

I don’t know where these Monaco female escorts discovered these marvelous skin creams that they use, they have some of the finest looking arms, legs, thighs and several other areas which I am not going to mention here.

Some Monaco female escorts also have nothing against a threesome and they are okay with all kinds of sex including anal sometimes.

Many women use their bodies as a weapon and boobs as an armor but fortunately enough, most of the Monaco female escorts aren’t like that. They instead use your body as an armor and your dick as a weapon.

Many of the Monaco’s female escorts look like magazine models with ample assets and they are more than willing to chat with you after the make-out session.

The belief that tantric masseuses are far superior to the high class escorts is not always true, I have had the opposite experience many times.

Kamasutra and Tantric sex videos are on a rampant growth in the free HQ porn world

A woman subconsciously respects a man with a big cock more than anyone else and a man respects a man with a big ass and boobs more than anything else subconsciously as well.

I personally believe that sexy thighs and waist are a highly underrated. It is a pity that all the focus nowadays is on butt, boobs and lips. Indian women are the greatest when it comes to sexy thighs and waist, nobody as meaty as these Indian babes, I have enjoyed Kamasutra sex with several different women and nothing feels better than it, let me tell you. yYou

With the institution of marriage failing more day-by-day, dildos and fleshlights are become more popular and I think that I should really get into selling the same as I see a lot of potential in it.

I have a friend who can ejaculate with his chastity cage on. This friend of mine has had a lot of public sex just like me. Having had a lot of public fucking, I have come to the conclusion that a good moaning definitely intensifies fucking and not being able to hear fantastic moans as much is perhaps the greatest drawback of public sex, but when you hear it, you know that it is 100% real.

French women are great kissers and the French kiss is just one example but Indian women are even superior and if you don’t know this already then you need to get an Indian wife, girlfriend or hire an Indian hooker.

Some extraordinarily rich Indian men are persuading their daughters to turn into pornstars, that really says something about the changing India, they are also okay if the entire world gets to see through free porn movies their daughters and sisters involved in some good old poontang.

London’s escort industry and their escort directories are the most interesting

I know some of the biggest names in the professional wrestling and television industry that used to work or currently work as escorts but I am not going to name them here. Many of such ladies work as escorts in big cities like London and you may try checking different Escort London Directories to find some of them.

There is this one escort agency in London which I have used for over 15 times and there has never been a time when the escort came late. These guys are so punctual and their ladies are so good. They once even sent me a duo of escorts when I ordered only a single one as a gift for being their loyal client. I loved that night and so did my dick. My mind and my dick hasn’t forget that night and we both are equally full of gratitude to the escort agency for the same.

I have hired several duo female escorts in the past and I never saw any sort of clash between them. These escort chicks are so compatible with each other that it sometimes makes you envious of it.

Looking at how busy the escort agents are, it seems like the escort industry around the world brings in a larger revenues than the pharma industry per year.

One escort girl whom I hired while staying at a motel in Slough, England, was such a fitness freak that she didn’t use the elevator to climb up but rather the stairs. She had a very nice ass and her boobs were full of juice too.

I have an old whoremonger friend who never gets tired of repeating to each of his friends that during the 1970s and 1980s – the AIDS havoc era, the street hookers and brothels were desperate and not able to survive but the high class escort industry was thriving like never before.

This ex-pimp is scared as fuck of his wife to an extent that he cannot dare ask his chain-smoker wife to give him a smoking blowjob

Just yesterday, I came across a self-proclaimed ex-pimp on a Discord server who claimed that he used to be the most active advertiser of the Backpage and bragged that he never got caught for anything. He told me that he recently got married but is not willing to have any children because he doesn’t want any sort of barrier to his happy sex life. He told me that he was celibate the whole time he pimped women and never slept with any of the prostitutes that worked with him. He told me that his wife knows very well about the fact that he used to pimp women in the past and says that she doesn’t have any problem with it as long as he doesn’t go back to it.

The ex-pimp told me that he has been extremely caring with his wife since the very first day of their marriage and even before that. He told me that he is paranoid that if he makes one mistake, his wife might leave him. He told me that his friend’s wife divorced him just because he called her stupid once and he doesn’t want that to happen to him. He told me that he dresses his wife with pads himself even when he hates it but pretend to her that he loves it. He tells his wife always that is a very romantic and warm feeling to him like no other.

She makes videos of herself masturbating and post the same on different websites and although he doesn’t like it, he dare not say anything to her. She smokes but she is not willing to give him a smoking blowjob, it is one of his biggest wishes to get a smoking blowjob from her but he doesn’t ask for it again to her.

Clothing is meant to reveal and not conceal, claims this Japanese MILF

One of my friends is a building contractor. He and his wife, both are atheists, but his wife has a habit of saying ‘Jesus’ whenever it hurts her during sex and that’s the only time she says ‘Jesus’ out of habit. It is a great indicator for the man fucking her to identify when is it hurting her. She dresses like a slut all the time, she openly says and believes that clothing is meant to reveal and not conceal.

This building contractor friend of mine never gets tired of repeating that there is really something about the Japanese Mature MILF pussies that makes you got addicted like no other. He travels a lot to Japan and his wife is well-aware of the fact that he hires escorts there all the time.

This building contractor friend of mine claims that meditating while sniffing pussy helps you understand women better and sometimes also reach enlightenment. He says that the vice-versa may also be true but doesn’t know one single woman who ever tried it. He tries to convince his wife and the escorts that he hires all the time to meditate while smelling his dick all the time but none of those ever agreed. He has tried a couple of times to make them do the same while they are asleep, only to get scolded hard, and once even got slap for the same. He has even tried hypnotizing them to smell his cock but it failed as well.

He claims to have traveled to 167 different cities till now and also claims to have hired an escort in each of those cities.

4K Porn Videos broke the arrogance of this mechanic’s mechanic wife

I have a mechanic friend who claims that Iranian chicks are the most underrated, be it beauty contests, porn, mainstream movies, journalism, you name it.

This friend of mine has his own vocabulary for referring to the sex workers and here it is:-

Datsun = Cheap Hooker

Volvo = High Class escort who is very particular about using condoms

Bentley = Luxury Escort

BMW = A fun high class escort

Rolls Royce on Lease = A top pornstar escort

This friend of mine claims that the knowledge of the non-ejaculatory sex and its benefits has been known throughout the world for thousands of years, but it were the Vikings that practiced the same widespread in their actual lives.

He claims to be an expert in karezza sex. He claims that he can only cum when he wishes to. He says that he wouldn’t ever cum but only if he wants a baby but his mechanic wife refers to his semen as her engine’s coolant.

He claims to know several of the Indian mystic OSHO aka Rajneesh’s male and female disciples personally. He tells me that OSHO was a fake tantric guru, he used to cum himself within less than 10 minutes while having sex with his female disciples and on the other hand, he used to teach his male disciples that they are not allowed to cum before 3 hours and would punish them if they came before 180 minutes.

He recently gave me a marriage advice that the more arguments you win with your wife, the stronger your control on her. He says that since the 4K Porn Videos have become popular on the internet, his wife has been doing harder than ever before to make him happy because she knows that he is going to screw his hand with his lubricant with those 4K Porn Videos otherwise.